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Offline Arashi_kuriyami

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Corrupt a Wish!!
« on: August 27, 2012, 05:15:26 PM »
Been wondering around for days! and I happen to stumble upon this game. It looked like a whole lot of fun. The basic idea is this. the fur above you makes a wish.
  "I wish i could live forever"
The next person to post corrupts it and turns it into something else, and you make your next wish.
   Granted, however you live forever as a ZOMBIE"!!
      "I wish i was super popular with the lady's".

  Now that we have that established, I'll make the first wish.
         "I wish everyone thought i was super sexy"
 
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2012, 08:12:25 PM »
I turn you into a narcissistic 'super hero' who likes to go around calling himself "Super Sexy," when in reality he's a 500 lbs obese guy riding around on a Rascal scooter wearing a dirty cape he uses as a napkin. Everyone knows him, despises him and makes fun of him so much that he's all over the internet in almost every meme you can think of resulting in the entire internet populous having some idea who he is to the point that anyone seeing him on the street would immediately recognize him as Super Sexy.

-Drops the mic-

Alright. I wish that...Yuro was here and small enough that I could put him in my pocket so I can take him everywhere I go.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2012, 10:06:30 PM »
After some compression and a lot of clean up. I've comprised the entirety of yuro's body into a small flask. Sadly you might need to throw him out as he has expired. :(

I wish for a good meal right now.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2012, 12:23:28 AM »
Granted: the meal is the most tastiest thing you have ever eating in your life. Later you find out that it was made by discarded periods from  Nigeria.

  I wish i had a fancy sports car.
« Last Edit: August 28, 2012, 12:25:16 AM by Arashi_kuriyami »
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2012, 05:31:06 PM »
you have a brand new Ferrari with every possible option, however every time you turn on the ignition there's a 20% chance it will explode in fiery doom

I wish for a well paying job
I have killed more men than you have met, you stand before me you stand before the ghosts of those fallen. Do you believe we stand as equals?

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2012, 08:26:15 PM »
Granted! you now have a job that makes you feel valued, your work is amazing and your boss loves the holy heck out of you. In fact you find it not so difficult to go into work every day. Its almost a joy. Paying you at 440,000 Samalian Shillings day.
   ( just because i know your lazy mikk, that comes to about 20 U.S dollars a day)

   I wish i was a women...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2012, 10:48:04 PM »
Blamo! With some nice tits and a great set of hips your the talk of the town. Sadly most of the talk is about your underbite that extends four inches in front of your face.

I'd love a good book to read.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2012, 11:46:46 AM »
(Good one)

-Very unceremoniously hands you a Bible- ;)

I wish for fields of lavender 

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2012, 02:47:07 PM »
congratulations, you now have several football field sized blankets of lavender colored cotton with prints of lavender plants on them
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2012, 01:05:06 PM »
Psst you forgot to make a wish, MiLord.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2013, 12:59:03 PM »
Shazam! Mikk knows about his mistake, once he reads this thread.

I wish for more sunny days.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2013, 02:06:25 PM »
Boom! The atmosphere and water in the lakes, rivers, and oceans has dried up, the Earths rotation has stopped and only moves when You move, the sun constantly bares down on you, and with now cloud cover or atmosphere? You get your wish, but everyone, including you, dies a horrible, horrible sunny death. 

  I wish for 10,000,000 dollars, tax free and with no consequence from the tax revinue agency or any government or law enforcement, mafioso or criminal element either. :3

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2013, 03:51:16 PM »
Good news you've got 10,000,000 in bills from the Confederate states of america! Perhaps you could trade them for the same amount in Zimbabwe dollars.

A nice cup of tea would be nice.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2013, 01:20:12 AM »
Granted, but it tastes just like coffee.

I wish I had cookies
FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2013, 06:42:59 AM »
Twinkle twinkle little KABLAMO. FUCKING COOKIES EVERYWHERE, but they're made of mashed up insects and RAISINS.

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