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Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish!!  (Read 12454 times)

Offline Cynergi

Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2013, 02:18:51 PM »
Horkus Porkus! You now have a Brake Caliper.......for the wrong car.

I wish I had some pie!

Offline Jack Rabbit

Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2013, 01:54:23 AM »
You get a mud pie thrown in your face.

I wish my farts smelled like fresh-baked cinnamon buns.

Offline Cynergi

Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2013, 10:01:58 PM »
Everytime you fart a Cinnamon bun comes out.

I wish I had a new bike.

Offline JNX07

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2013, 03:18:37 AM »
YOUR BIKE HAS FOUR WHEELS AND ALUMINIUM FOIL ALL OVER IT IN THE SHAPE OF A PORSCHE. Actually, that ain't half bad...

I wish I had a Klondike Bar.
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Offline Arashi_kuriyami

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2013, 02:13:12 AM »
SHAZAMOFOOOOOZOOOO!
 A clondike bar appears in front of you. However its a cheap Chinese rip off. Chocolate is made from tears of little children and the ice cream come only in mint ice cream.

I wish I was just a little bit taller.
We Are what we are taught. Who are you to judge one such as I?

Offline JNX07

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2013, 01:28:07 AM »
ASDF;LKJ You become taller. Just a little bit. Like, 0.00000000001in taller. CONGRATS!

I wish to do the fork in the garbage disposal.
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Offline Sock

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2013, 06:01:33 PM »
FWOOM
You did it. Your pelvis isn't feeling too good.

I wish I were more clever
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Offline JNX07

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2013, 01:59:29 AM »
Suddenly, a disturbance in the space time continuum, and a giant flash. Sitting at the end of the two flaming tire marks... was a cleaver. i dont even

I wish I could see dead people
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Offline Cynergi

Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2013, 02:40:36 AM »
And Suddenly.......THE ZOMBIE APACOLYPSE!!! The dead rise to feast on your tender, sweet flesh.

I wish I could fly.

Offline JNX07

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2013, 02:07:52 PM »
(What flesh? X3)

O: Holy smokes. YOU CAN FLY! Oh no... TERRORISTTTTSSSSSS!!!!

I wish I had more money for car parts.
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Offline Cynergi

Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2013, 05:27:31 PM »
You find a bag of stolen money on the sidewalk. Too bad the dye pack already detonated inside making the money worthless....

I wish I had a sub.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2013, 02:51:15 AM »
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/518/813/f1f.jpg
Essentially, that happens.

I wish I had FAIRY GODPARENTS!!1!1one
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Offline Rainavera Ookami

Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2013, 04:24:55 AM »
Congrats. You now have two prancing, gay godparents who have no magic talent whatsoever.

I wish to get that which I've always wanted most!

Offline Cynergi

Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #28 on: May 25, 2013, 12:15:36 PM »
You get EXACTLY what you wanted. You, however, realize that having this wish come true has only left you with the same empty, sad feeling you had before only worse because you didn't earn it nor does it leave you with any purpose. You have nothing left to strive for now that you have it.

I wish I had bigger breasts!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish!!
« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2013, 07:39:35 PM »
GRANTED! But unfortunately they're massive, and located on top of your head, and they're saggy, so they flop over across your eyes from time to time.

I wish Firefly was back on.
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